Filthy cheese

21 March 2015

Two M&S handy size slabs of Wensleydale and Cranberry. Why do they make this stuff? Does anyone enjoy having berries shoved into what would otherwise doubtless have been a half decent fromage?

Bute Street, Luton

What the internet used to look like

19 March 2015

This is what the internet used to look like, before they were able to fit it into smart phones.

St George's Square, Luton

Abandoned hope

17 March 2015

Hello; what's this? You see these creatures, don't you, at about this time of year. They're either on top of rather pasty drunk looking people, or like this fella, confused and scuttling along the pavement, looking for three leafed clover.

Pedestrianised precinct between Luton railway station and Arndale

Wrong shorts

15 March 2015

Sometimes shorts just get lost. Everyone knows that. Bit odd, though, the way this attractive blue pair ended up wrapped round the bannister in the way they were.....

Woodbridge Meadows, River Wey Walk Guildford

One jumped as the other looked on

14 March 2015

What's going on here? I would suggest that the world falls into two sorts of people; those who'd have that the supine fir is stalking, the other that it's got up onto the wall and taken its own life.

Hitchin Road, Luton

Not 'smart' enough

14 March 2015

Technbology fails sometimes. Especially when its not smart enough to stay on the footpath and get run over by some heavy, fast moving vehicle.

Hitchin Road, Luton

Liberace passed here

6 March 2015

Famous pianist Liberace has almost never certainly been to Charles Street in Luton. That's not to see he's not keenly regarded round these parts.

Charles Street, Luton

The Big Clash

14 March 2015

The Big Clash. Seems like fun. Not entirely sure what it is.....

Hitchin Road, Luton

Blue screws

4 March 2015

Blue screws, like fish in an ornamental Japanese pond. But right outside a disastrous, derelict industrial centre in Luton town centre.

Power Court, Luton

Curvy shape

2 March 2015

Quite a pleasing curvy shape and muted grey colour. Looks like it has something to do with bikes.

Luton to Dunstable busway cycle path, near Stanton Road stop

Staring into the void

1 March 2015

Powerful stuff, eh blog people?

Brook Street, Luton 

6/39

1 March 2015

Or, expressed as decimal, 0.153846153846154. Which expresses very little, in all honesty.

New Bedford Road, Luton

Tribute to L Nimoy

28 February 2015

Rest in peas Dr Spock and may the force be with you. You were good in Star Trek, especially when you landed on the hippy planet, but should have given Bilbo Baggins a wide berth.

Hitchin Road, Luton 

Bent fork

28 February 2014

There's something about bent cutlery of a certain vintage which makes me feel extremely uneasy. It's as if Yuri Geller and the Breaking Bad guys are all in town.

Hitchin Road, Luton

Tie or snake?

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24 February 2015

Plenty of snakes "run things" in Luton. Not many people wear ties. My money is on 'snake'.

Cardiff Road, Luton

Mother's Pride installation

21 February 2015

The Street Objects intrepid snapper got there just before the pigeons, none of whom had been deterred by the device shown in our last post.

Luton to Dunstable Busway, near Stanton Rd stop

Spikey pigeon repeller

21 February 2015

Not in its correct location . No pigeon would be put off by that. Perhaps pigeons dislodged it from flyover above as a protest.

Luton to Dunstable busway, near Stanton Rd stop

Buddy great party?

21 February 2015

Beer bottles are of course not terribly exciting, but here are four identical Budweiser nicely spaced out. A very slow walker downing one after another maybe.

Busway cyclepath near Dunstable

Chucked flowers

16 February 2015
 
A sad tale of unwanted love. That's unwanted. It's not even unrequited or unconsummated. UNWANTED. Sad, eh
 
Crawley Road, Luton

Gloves pining

17 February 2015

This was very moving, size difference not showing so well in the photo, but it is a child’s glove and an adult’s glove reaching out towards each other. 

Telford Way, Luton