A Man walked into a hundreds and thousands storm

29 August 2014

A Man walked into a hundreds and thousands storm

Can you see it? Perhaps it's just me.

Bute Street, Luton

Trigger

28 August 2014

Trigger

Nice bit of engineering, that.

Charles Street, Luton

Chair for a thin-backed man

15 August 2014

Chair for a thin-backed man

Another 'chairs missing'. This, however, has special resonance and should appeal to steam-punk, thin-backed gentlemen.

Albion Road, Luton

Full house

15 August 2015

Full house

Shuffling 'fail' on perimeter of St Mary's Parish Church. Possibly distracted by the excellent wagtails which populate the area.

St. Mary's Road, Luton

Take me to Bedfordshire

20 August 2014

Take me to Bedfordshire

Note for people who live outside Bedfordshire; telling a cabbie to 'take me to Bedfordshire' may be a serious error. You might end up in Caddington.

St Ann's Lane, Luton

Green death

18 August 2014

Green death

No idea what this is. Still, everything dies, and this is green. Green death seems an apposite term.

Hitchin Road, Luton

Hunchback

18 August 2014

Hunchback

There used to be a record company, in Luton England, called Hunchback Records. I fear we may have heard the last of them. This is a rabbit. Non-staged. By a bin. Could have been rubbish.

Hitchin Road, Luton

Space time vortex

9 August 2014

Space time vortex

Or something like that, anyway. It's cunningly disguised as something more prosaic, but this didn't fool me.

Hitchin Road, Luton

Ten hard boiled eggs

1 August 2014

Ten hard boiled eggs

A collectors' item from Elisabeth in Sweden. Not only are these eggs hard boiled, they also appear to have escaped from a manhole cover in the road.

Djurgårdsvägen, Stockholm

Nuclear powered Hubba Bubba

8 August 2014

Nuclear powered Hubba Bubba

It could be a down and out flamingo, but the suspicion must surely be that, well, it isn't.

Off Park Street, Luton

30 balloon

5 August 2014

30 balloon

This is how many people feel when they hit 30. They should wait until they're 40. Fools.

Hitchin Road, Luton

Terrible lizard

5 August 2014

Terrible Lizard

Prepares to eat giant dandelion seed. What a terrible lizard.

Church Street, Luton

Terrible motorcycle crash

5 August 2014

Terrible motorcycle crash

Scene of a tiny, though hugely significant motorcycle crash. I'm no expert, but would suggest this vehicle is a WRITE OFF.

Off Park Street, Luton

Toddler cleaning kit

2 August 2014

Toddler cleaning kit

For that hard to clean toddler. Comes with a lime green and white toddler restraining chair and full mop and bucket applicators.

Charles Street, Luton

Vapourised Frog

2 August 2014

Vapourised Frog

This is what a vapourised frog might look like, right?

Hitchin Road, Luton

Incognito Banana

2 August 2014

Incognito Banana

Former escapee from Warhol's factory, now undercover in South England, trying to blend in with other street objects to bring intelligence. Presumably.

Charles Street, Luton

The final piece

31 July 2014

The final piece

This was the friendliest in a number of scattered pieces from a Virgin Trains fun pack outside Euston station. Not much fun, presumably.

Euston Square, London